I Get Laid
Dec 20, 2013 17:55:49 GMT -5
Post by Olivia Davidson on Dec 20, 2013 17:55:49 GMT -5
Well this is an interesting survey to do
1) Have you ever got so wet/hard in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity?
Hell yes, my imagination can run away with me sometimes.
2) Tell me your wettest dream?
I don't know if it's my 'wettest' but one that I have is where Ruth decides to be my personal slave for the day and she just caters to my every sexual whim. Where she goes ahead and makes me cum so many times that I feel like I'm about to fall apart but I keep asking for her to keep going and she does, all the while occasionally begging me to get her off in any way that I can. Oh and she's in this super skimpy lingerie the whole time and fuck it's hot as hell.
3) What body attracts you the most, men or women?
Women. God they're perfect, especially mine.
4) Ever kissed a girl?
And I liked it.
5) Home alone and your bored. What do you do?
Catch up on housework or homework. Call friends, IM people or just surf the net.
6) Do you touch yourself sexually?
Sometimes. Usually when Ruth is around and she wants to watch
7) Do you watch porn?
When I feel like it.
8) Which type of porn is your best?
Lesbian porn can't be beat, so long as it's not painfully fake.
9) If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be?
Ruth
10) What do you wear when you go to bed?
Usually nothing. Or Ruth's clothes.
11) What do you think you look the sexiest in?
I've got some super hot lingerie stashed away.
12) Have you ever watched someone make out on accident or purpose?
Yes, I have either in games or in real life. Sometimes it's just hard not to.
13) Has a guy/girl ever touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?
Ruth has. And sometimes people have tried to discreetly grabbed at me in the club, it's a good recipe for them getting punched in the face.
14) If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horney, where is that?
I'm a boob person. Start groping my girls and I'm ready to go to town.
15) Have you ever made out with someone just because you were bored or horney?
I've even had sex because I was bored.
16) How do you think your body would look better, shaved or natural?
Shaved.
17) Does a massage get you wet?
Most of the time if it's given by my fiancee. Her touch though, it does things to me.
18) If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls?
I am a lesbian, and I don't pick my girls based on looks, I picked them based on chemistry and personality. I do tend to lean toward the girlier type.
19) Would you get turned on if I was whispering all these questions in your ear?
Some of them if the you in question was female.
20) Are you a touchy feel person?
I do enjoy physical closeness with the right people.
21) Do you take showers more in the night or in the morning?
I'm a morning showerer.
22) Do you masturbate?
Usually just as foreplay.
23) Ever masturbated in public?
Yes.
24) Do you own a sex toy?
A sex toy? I own many sex toys
25) You’ve just got the call that your going to die sometime this week- if you could only do one or the other: do you have sex one last time and not tell them or say your goodbyes without sex?
That's bullshit. I'd want to do both, but I guess if I had to pick... I'd have to say goodbye. I'd want to be able to tell Ruth everything. I'd want to tell her to move on, to have a good life and how much I love her.
26) Ever left the house without wearing any underwear?
Only a couple of times. It's not all that comfortable.
27) What’s the dirtiest thing anyone’s ever said to you to turn you on?
I'm going to trace every single inch of your body with my fingers and my tongue and make you scream my name all night long.
28) If you could only say one line to someone to turn them on, what would you say?
My fingers just can't do the job, I need yours in me instead.
29) How many times do you masturbate a week?
I don't really, like I said, unless it's foreplay.
30) What is the best thing about having sex with a guy?
I'd imagine nothing.
31) What is the best thing about having sex with a girl?
They know just how my body works and are all the better at getting me off.
32) Have you ever been called a tease?
Probably once or twice
1) Have you ever got so wet/hard in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity?
Hell yes, my imagination can run away with me sometimes.
2) Tell me your wettest dream?
I don't know if it's my 'wettest' but one that I have is where Ruth decides to be my personal slave for the day and she just caters to my every sexual whim. Where she goes ahead and makes me cum so many times that I feel like I'm about to fall apart but I keep asking for her to keep going and she does, all the while occasionally begging me to get her off in any way that I can. Oh and she's in this super skimpy lingerie the whole time and fuck it's hot as hell.
3) What body attracts you the most, men or women?
Women. God they're perfect, especially mine.
4) Ever kissed a girl?
And I liked it.
5) Home alone and your bored. What do you do?
Catch up on housework or homework. Call friends, IM people or just surf the net.
6) Do you touch yourself sexually?
Sometimes. Usually when Ruth is around and she wants to watch
7) Do you watch porn?
When I feel like it.
8) Which type of porn is your best?
Lesbian porn can't be beat, so long as it's not painfully fake.
9) If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be?
Ruth
10) What do you wear when you go to bed?
Usually nothing. Or Ruth's clothes.
11) What do you think you look the sexiest in?
I've got some super hot lingerie stashed away.
12) Have you ever watched someone make out on accident or purpose?
Yes, I have either in games or in real life. Sometimes it's just hard not to.
13) Has a guy/girl ever touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?
Ruth has. And sometimes people have tried to discreetly grabbed at me in the club, it's a good recipe for them getting punched in the face.
14) If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horney, where is that?
I'm a boob person. Start groping my girls and I'm ready to go to town.
15) Have you ever made out with someone just because you were bored or horney?
I've even had sex because I was bored.
16) How do you think your body would look better, shaved or natural?
Shaved.
17) Does a massage get you wet?
Most of the time if it's given by my fiancee. Her touch though, it does things to me.
18) If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls?
I am a lesbian, and I don't pick my girls based on looks, I picked them based on chemistry and personality. I do tend to lean toward the girlier type.
19) Would you get turned on if I was whispering all these questions in your ear?
Some of them if the you in question was female.
20) Are you a touchy feel person?
I do enjoy physical closeness with the right people.
21) Do you take showers more in the night or in the morning?
I'm a morning showerer.
22) Do you masturbate?
Usually just as foreplay.
23) Ever masturbated in public?
Yes.
24) Do you own a sex toy?
A sex toy? I own many sex toys
25) You’ve just got the call that your going to die sometime this week- if you could only do one or the other: do you have sex one last time and not tell them or say your goodbyes without sex?
That's bullshit. I'd want to do both, but I guess if I had to pick... I'd have to say goodbye. I'd want to be able to tell Ruth everything. I'd want to tell her to move on, to have a good life and how much I love her.
26) Ever left the house without wearing any underwear?
Only a couple of times. It's not all that comfortable.
27) What’s the dirtiest thing anyone’s ever said to you to turn you on?
I'm going to trace every single inch of your body with my fingers and my tongue and make you scream my name all night long.
28) If you could only say one line to someone to turn them on, what would you say?
My fingers just can't do the job, I need yours in me instead.
29) How many times do you masturbate a week?
I don't really, like I said, unless it's foreplay.
30) What is the best thing about having sex with a guy?
I'd imagine nothing.
31) What is the best thing about having sex with a girl?
They know just how my body works and are all the better at getting me off.
32) Have you ever been called a tease?
Probably once or twice