March '09 Gossip
Apr 19, 2009 7:45:44 GMT -5
Post by Principal Vale on Apr 19, 2009 7:45:44 GMT -5
Spring is in the air, the flowers are blooming, the rains are coming and of course the gossip is just as alive and well as ever.
Let's start things off with what is beginning to become our favorite dysfunctional couple around, Mr. Owen Graham and Ms. Cassandra Preston. Looks like the two of them had a close call with the stork, didn't either one of them pay attention in health class or were they too busy sneaking off to learn a bit more personal lessons on the subjects?
Because of this close call there also happened to be a fight (well if you could call it that) between the older brother of the situation and Owen, or more of Owen getting hit before his girlie friends came to save him. That had to be one blow to the ego but then again with his taste in women he probably uses all his strength mentally to not go insane.
In a turn of slightly endearing - and extremely entertaining - events, Ms. Preston then proceeded to tell her brother off for hitting her new sex toy turned teddy bear almost turned baby daddy. Guess it is possible that maybe her heart does have something other than ice in it. But it's more likely that she was just tired of listening to Andrew, just like the rest of us.
And even still tied to the same event (some people have to have all the drama for themselves) was the argument following between Mr. Preston and the younger Ms. Cabell. Apparently, we aren't the only ones sick of their little games because some pretty harsh words were exchanged. Our advice to Ms. Cabell is if she's that desperate to bed someone to a local bar because we're sure even the drunkest of guys will have more personality than Andrew.
Speaking of getting into other people's pants it looks like Aidan Steele has presented his girlfriend a promise ring for her birthday and while it's a noble effort, we're sure that it's not going to get her any closer to your bed, buddy. Maybe you could be the one to help out Jillian (if she can ever decide which gender she prefers that is).
Mackenzie Baker also seemed to get over herself and finally go after Eliana Conti. From what we hear Ms. Holly Edwards was also involved in getting the other film maker to go after the artist. Shame, shame Holly seems like you still haven't learned your lesson about commitment. Apparently though someone's still not enough to keep the loose blonde satisfied.
Kimberly Nolan and Bretton Ferguson were also seen leaving a vocal practice room looking a bit roughed up. Honestly guys, didn't you know that's not quite the type of music that's supposed to be practiced there? The sadder part of the story is sure to come later when the junior stops smoking whatever drug he's on and realizes just who it is he's been messing around with.
Freshman Felicia Andrews and Sophomore Oliver Stone have broken up without any reason other than the fact that they're tired of each other. The only question is why in the world did it take him so long to realize it? Anyone else would be tired of the girl within a week.
The same sophomore went missing over a later weekend not to be seen by anyone else, but word is another sophomore also went missing during that time. Really guys you don't have to leave to get together, in this school people just prefer to use various closets and classrooms. Ask Holly and Tyler or Addison and Connor, well that is if you can get them to keep themselves off of one another to answer the question.
A few weeks ago there was a slumber party held in Mandy Stevens and Addison Blythe's dorm which drew together a group of their friends for a girls' night in, which wasn't likely to be so innocent with all the girls into other girls in that room.
A few weeks ago there was also a strange gathering of all the girl's boyfriends. The gathering was in a Taylor Smith and Mackenzie Baker's dorm. No one knows exactly what happened but it's pretty safe to say that all of the guys in the group would sink low enough to try and find a way into the party. It is also pretty safe to say that none of the guys will be getting any soon after this comes out, with the exception of Mr. Steele who hasn't been getting any anyway (at least not from his girlfriend).
And finally, our own art teacher has been toting around quite a rock lately which we all know is from none other than Mr. Spencer and all there is to be said on that matter is it's about time and probably soon enough there will be little film making artists skipping through the halls.