September '09 Gossip
Aug 28, 2009 10:49:51 GMT -5
Post by Principal Vale on Aug 28, 2009 10:49:51 GMT -5
The joys of being back at the school for a new year and while we are going to miss some of the most gossip worthy graduates we've got new freshies to take their place in the drama hierarchy. Some of which are even related to some of those graduates.
Freshman writer Dakota Greve is surprisingly related to graduate Milo Parker, though he seems to have none of his good looks, charm, personality or skill with the ladies. Well with being so pathetic he might as well have been related to Maxwell Taylor.
Speaking of Milo, he's been spotted lately with long-time girlfriend Taylor Smith still being a faithful boyfriend. Which makes us all wonder two things: what the crap happened to the old, girl bedding, all together better Milo and why he does bother sticking around with such a boring girl?
Tyler Hale also had his twin sisters join the number at the Academy, however unlike creepy freshman Dakota they're actually somewhat gossip worthy. It seems the twins might bring just as much scandal and drama as Tyler did, so far they're off to a good start.
Since it seems like the only person who still hasn't noticed that Violet is getting played is Violet herself, so the gossip column will do it's good deed of the day and put it in terms that she can understand. Roses are red, violets are blue, Gabe Mead made a bet he could screw you.
Rose on the other hand has been seen flirting it up with a certain Irish writer who after this column will probably have better chances getting into this twin's pants than said Australian player in the other twin's.
Three freshman in particular are already forming their little love triangle. Logan Carter, Avery Bradbury and Selena Bentiez. Though many believe they're in it for attention just asking for their fifteen seconds of fame here at GPA and since we're such generous people, here it is.
And is it just us or has anyone else noticed a resemblance between new sophomore Kendall Miller and old newspaper editor and gossip columnist Evelynne Snow? If they are related we send out our deepest sympathy to Kendall for being related to such a stuck-up know-it-all.
It seems that Bianca Phillips is back around the school as well only this time as an artist instead of a dancer. Does anyone else wonder how much money was paid off to the school for her to get back in again just because of some accident? We're taking bets.
Jared Russo and Ayla DeLaney seemed to have gotten together over the summer and apparently in more ways than one. Ayla's Homecoming dress looked a bit like it was hiding something, perhaps a bit of extra weight in the stomach area?
Abigail Donner and Oliver Stone seem to be on again after a supposed summer break up. What caused Oliver to lose the good sense that we all thought he'd gained? Well we have a hunch it could be because of the general health of the film student. Really Abby if you've gotta make yourself sick to get a guy maybe you should just start buying them.
Jillian Cabell who we all knew to be dating Andrew Preston seems to have developed a wandering eye toward Senior Marchel Tate. Now we know they're both eye candy Jillian but lest you want to keep being known as a two-timing shank we suggest you just pick one. Hint: Don't pick the loser still in high school.
Did anyone else notice that for the first time in three formal events Sophomore Mandy Stevens wasn't wearing white? Maybe it's because she's sick of the color or maybe it relates to her loss of innocence over the summer. Word is it happened at Disney and we'd like to thank Mr. Steele for picking such an amazingly romantic place to deflower our favorite former innocent. What girl doesn't dream of having their first time with Mickey everywhere?
In were-incredibly-surprised-they're-still-a-couple news, Samuel Foster is still dating Bethanie Williams. When are you going to dump her already anyway Sam? The suspense is killing us. Unless you're going to pull a Connor move and keep her around but let's be real you couldn't actually gather that nerve up.
Surprisingly enough Zachary Peterson and Alexis Donovan are still a couple, though we don't give up hope on little Zach coming out of the closet this year either.
Cassandra Preston and Owen Graham seem like they've finally accepted that they're together except not. The two apparently have an open relationship, which is hardly news since they've been messing around since last year. What's going to be your next discovery together guys, that people in Paris speak French?
In professor news Mr. Dale is now officially dating graduate Kristen Cabell and have been since say graduation.. hey that's not coincidental at all. If you were quite that desperate for companionship Mr. Dale you could have at least picked Ms. Mayer who is looking pretty desperate these days, especially since the new student teacher won't give her the time of day.
Also, Mrs. Spencer seems to be showing more and more every day and proud father Mr. Spencer never seems to be too far away from her these days. Not that he ever was in the first place, which was likely to be what caused the bundle of joy.
And last but not least here at the gossip column we'd like to remind you to always make sure who you're going home with when you meet them at the club because you never know who you could be sharing your drink with.