January '10 Gossip
Dec 20, 2009 14:18:02 GMT -5
Post by Principal Vale on Dec 20, 2009 14:18:02 GMT -5
Christmas is over and we're all back to school now, but just because we weren't in the classroom doesn't mean that there wasn't plenty of interesting things happening over the time off.
First off let's get the very disturbing out of the way where Jude Doyle went crazy and tried to kill and then probably rape Abigail Donner. No worries, super-boyfriend Oliver came in and saved the Junior and creepy kid is now safely in jail probably enjoying being someones not-so-pretty boy.
Connor Micklesen landed himself into the hospital over break as well, having gotten in a car accident. No sarcastic mark to come here this time, just hopes that he'll recover completely fine so that more comments can come another time.
Jillian Cabell finally got over herself and accepted that she'll have to deal with Marchel Tate now, though she might be jumping the gun a bit to have brought him home to meet her parents at the same time older sister Kristen brought home Mr. Dale.
Ayla DeLaney and Jared Russo have apparently lost their minds over break and have decided to keep their little
Violet Hale has seemed to have gained herself an admirer, a Christmas present and sneaking around with him included. Shame, shame, are you really that desperate to be liked that you'd go down under wraps again? Don't worry
It seems that accidents do bring people closer... or they push up wedding plans to March as is the case with Addison Blythe and Connor Micklesen. The most asked question seems to be, not if Addison can wear white (we all know that'd be a lie) but if she's pure enough to even wear a dress at all.
Aidan Steele and Mandy Stevens are moved in together now. Nice loophole Mandy, just because you're moved in together and have a promise ring doesn't make sleeping with him sin free. Oh wait, we forgot you sold out your morals earlier in the school year.
Speaking of sold out morals, that's probably the reason why Mandy, and best friend Roxanne, were seen lingerie shopping just before break. Girls, it doesn't count as a present if you give it away every single time they want it.
A whole crap load of people have decided to jump on the marriage band wagon. Brigitte Katsaros and Kaiden Brooks, Evelynne Snow and Ian Reeves, Daren van Winkle and Theodore Huntington, and Mr. Dale and Kristen Cabell all made plans to get married. Jumping the marriage gun doesn't mean that any of you girls still won't end up pathetic and lonely in the end.
And for the guys who didn't quite have the guts to ask the real question Bretton Ferguson and Zachary Peterson both gave their girlfriends, Kimberly Nolan and Alexis Donovan respectively, promise rings. The perfect act of looking like you care without all the hassle of an actual commitment.
Owen Graham brought his girlfriend Cassandra Preston home to meet his parents. His mom - much like the entire student population - didn't like her. Gasp. Who could not like a stuck up, rich, spoiled, selfish, slut? We feel you Owen, we're just as shocked as you are.
It seems that Cassidy Grayson has found herself someone new and interesting to be with. However, it looks like the idenity is being kept a secret. Which leads us all to wonder, is it that he doesn't live up to her (nonexistent) standards or that she doesn't live up to his own?
Mikayla Young has joined the academy after break, already proving to be pinning after a spot in the popular crew. Good luck with that Mikayla, getting in as a moneyless nobody is hard enough but adding a sister with the social skills of an empty chair will be next to impossible.
Nathan Travers has turned out to be the mystery guy of Felicia Andrews and the two of them have started messing around. It's clear that he must have been pretty desperate for sex to reveal that he was the one behind the mask. While she must be pretty desperate for attention to get with him anyway.
Rose Hale, on the other hand, can't get her boyfriend Drake Connelly to touch her because of his morals. And we believe him one hundred percent when he says that morals are the motivation. After all, it is a common moral of gay guys not to have sex with girls.
Older brother and former student Tyler Hale has tied the knot with Holly, formerly Edwards, in Vegas over break as well. The sex must be really great in that relationship for someone to willingly tie themselves to that for the rest of their lives - or until someone prettier and better in bed comes along at least.
Wesley Poe, Valerie Freeman, William Aldridge and Lila Weber had an interesting tie up in which William and Lila walked in on Wesley and Valerie making out while making out themselves. Why don't you all just join into something together and save yourself the messy details?
Wesley and Lila had a run in around New Years where they got into a fight and then shared a kiss. Well well Lila, looks like you just are going to become a number in the book after all. It's okay though, it makes sense that guys would use you just as much as your friends do.
William and Valerie have apparently set their differences aside and are going back together once more. William even rented out a whole laser tagging place for the two of them and we're sure a whole lot more than laser tag went on. It's a sad day when William has to pay to have a place to snog his girls.
The obviousness of Milo Parker's inability to remain in a long lasting relationship is starting to be seen by his girlfriend Taylor Smith. Of course he doesn't want you to have his babies Taylor, he's hardly sure he wants to have you around for the rest of his twenties. Girls, start lining up for the graduate once more and everyone start placing bets on how much longer the sad relationship will drag out.
Elina de Villiers is now involved with Chace Matthews. Who knows what brought Chace to have interest in the shy dancer in the first place but much like the case with Milo and Taylor probably only what she can do with that dance skill will keep him interested.
Samuel Foster got some from his girlfriend Bethanie Williams... for the first time? Looks like Bethanie isn't that easy after all. Or, it could just mean that possibly her boyfriend just isn't the one she's been giving it up to all this time.
Tessa Hallaway is back at the Academy again and she and Kione Kealoha are back to their pathetic puppy love once more. Honestly, one of you just go through puberty already and jump the other.
Now many of you may be wondering where is freshman Brooke McAllister in this issue and don't worry, we've saved the best for last. Ms McAllister has even earned herself the title of Attention Whore of 2009 by having more drama in one month than some people have in a whole year.
We've already seen the highly unflattering photo of Brooke topless that she sent out because apparently the girl has no common sense whatsoever. The very same night she stayed the night with 'close friend' Vincent Freeman, just proving more proof of how easy she really is. After seeing what she has to offer the surprising part may be that he was still interested.
Not too long after that she even walked in on the artist without clothes on and then proceeded to make out with him. Then, playing with his feelings she left very suddenly as if she still had some sense of innocence to protect or like she wanted to save their friendship, instead of just torture the freshman boy.
And who can forget the recent cat fight between Brooke and fiancee to Theodore Huntington, Daren van Winkle in which she told both members of the couple off for their actions. Do you also blame the fork for the extra pounds that you could stand to lose sweetie?
So kids, just remember, if you too want to win the attention whore award next year just send shirtless pictures of yourself to everyone, give it up to a guy you don't really like but want to mess with, fake a hot and cold interest in said guy and have cat fights with people who are equally as horrible as you are.