March '10 Gossip
Mar 17, 2010 19:46:32 GMT -5
Post by Principal Vale on Mar 17, 2010 19:46:32 GMT -5
Spring Break is over but the drama caused during March is far from it.
The wedding of Seniors Connor Micklesen and Addison Blythe (Micklesen) happened during spring break and the two went on their honeymoon to California. Really guys, you didn't have to drive halfway across the country to do what you do every weeknight anyway. Then again, a change of scenery is probably the only thing different they could do.
Kimberly Nolan, Graduate, made her way home with Senior Elijah Emerson for spring break so that she could meet her big, old, happy family. Someone should inform her that just because she stayed with her aunt doesn't make her any less of an abandoned, unwanted loser. Probably why her boyfriend doesn't want to propose, even in his own abandoned loser-ness he doesn't want to get stuck with that for the rest of his life.
Another Graduate, Aidan Steele, grew a pair for about ten seconds when he considered joining the air force. Girlfriend Mandy Stevens pulled out some tears and puppy dog eyes for five seconds, called it being upset and Aidan ungrew that pair in one second.
Ayla DeLaney got a surprise baby shower thrown for her and Jared Russo's spawn where she was given everything she wanted and a crap load of money. Who knew all you had to do to get money and presents was get knocked up with an uncaring not-boyfriend's kid?
Owen Graham seems to be a huge fan of cliches, planning out a date on the roof with Cassandra Preston during the break. It's clear that Owen is about as sparkly as Edward Cullen and Cassandra is quickly becoming his Bella with less charm and worse looks. Luckily, their relationship won't last for all eternity; it'll be pushing it for it to last past the end of the year.
Cassidy Grayson snuck out of town for a weekend with someone and supposedly gave a strip down in an ice skating rink. It's not surprising that she'd start taking her stripping public after all, with how much she's got to be paying for her current interest to screw her she's got to pick up the cash somehow.
Evelynne Snow was back on campus during Spring Break. Didn't notice? Don't worry, almost no one else in the world did either. Did notice and didn't care? That takes care of the rest of the population.
Jared Greene is proving to be trying to step up to the manwhore title, which has been vacant for a while now. The guy has jumped girls more often that he's changed his underwear. Oddly, he keeps looking for something lasting without getting the picture that obviously no girl wants him long term.
Queen Barbie, aka Daren van Winkle, has taken nobody Landon Underwood under her wing to try and teach him about social standings. Here Landon, let us teach you a lesson, being the manbitch of the biggest Barbie in the school doesn't get you in her pants. However, the right amount of money can buy you anything, just look at her fiance.
For right now little Landon is being set up with Mikayla Young, who seems eager enough to jump anything with the proper equipment. It's obvious that Daren has been teaching her the real rules of being in her clique.
Nathan Travers tried to take his relationship further with Felicia Andrews in a moment of insanity. A weird twist of fate had her turning him down and Nate moping about the place like he actually lost something. Don't worry Nate, you can get more for the same price without the risk of disease now.
Ruth Ellison and Olivia Davidson spent the entire break sullying up their room, which is likely to soon be made easier since Olivia is the unlucky roommate of Addison who is set to be moving out of her room soon enough. The girls will undoubtedly stand to keep the entire hall awake with their fake sounds to make the other feel better.
Samuel Foster can be added to the growing list of guys too weak to leave behind their minor girlfriends for college. He's due to regret it as soon as he realizes that staying close won't keep her from finding someone else to knock boots with. If he's smart he can still realize he's the prettier one in the relationship and find his own college fling.
For all everyone has talked about Milo Parker and Taylor Smith's relationship being different it seems that the only thing that goes right between the two anymore is sex. Looks like the only difference between Taylor and any other meaningless girl he's been with was more money spent, more lies told and more time in bed.
Nicholas Upton and Vanessa Lewis seem to be helping themselves to each other more than they've been helping the homeless. But then who is surprised at that? Unattractive, prideful, praise-seekers can only stand to shack up with each other.
Rose Hale finally was informed about her sister's not-so-well-kept secret relationship with player Gabe Mead. The girl certainly has a way with threatrics, throwing the biggest fight and guilt trip combined ever. Not that she is wrong though, since Violet seems stuck on having to learn the same lesson twice. Just this time around she'll have no one to care about picking up the broken pieces.
Marchel Tate has taken it upon himself to return the love sentiment to Jillian Cabell, who posted her own confession of love in a blog in February. Snore. Everyone knew he'd say it back, it isn't like he could do any better than the neurotic former lesbian, he just shouldn't feel bad when she leaves him for another girl.
Roxanne Ellison has been failing at keeping a poker face about her boyfriend enlisting. Part of it could probably be blamed on Mandy Stevens, who spent a whole conversation gloating about how her own boyfriend was going to stay behind. Mandy, aren't you supposed to be nice? Purposely kicking your friend when she's down doesn't scream angel, don't take it out on her because you fall into sad pieces at the thought of being apart from your sex buddy.
An unlikely friendship has formed between Valerie Freeman and Felicia Andrews. Clearly Valerie has no good sense at all, unless she's looking to the older girl for guidance as to how to be hated by an entire school full of people and how to be talked to just to get laid.
Myspace has become a great way to keep up on the news from both graduates and current students.
Valerie Freeman showed just how classy she is by breaking up with William Aldridge on Myspace. They got back together on the premise that Will would get her to pass as someone of class to his parents. Judging by how much etiquette she displayed in her break up and post-break up state, it's clear that he was just saying whatever she wanted to hear to be able to hit it.
Meanwhile her brother Vincent Freeman and his girlfriend Brooke McAllister feel the need to share exactly when they're gonna 'get some' from each other. It seems Brooke has a thing for her to be in the public light, unfortunately it's about as unflattering as her body in... everything. At least the push to make him not appear gay is working well.
From Myspace we also learned that Graduates Holly and Tyler Hale got themselves into a bit of a pickle. It isn't sure exactly what happened but it obviously involved Holly greeting Tyler with little to no clothing and a friend of his walking inside to see it too. No clue why she threw such a fit, everyone else in the state has seen her body enough times.
Eliana Conti, also a Graduate, walked in on Milo and Taylor and made a huge deal about it. We know she's not into guys but there couldn't have been that much to see anyway, maybe she was upset because there was also little to see on the Taylor part either.