April '10 Gossip
Apr 23, 2010 10:37:53 GMT -5
Post by Principal Vale on Apr 23, 2010 10:37:53 GMT -5
The school year may be getting closer to an end but all of the drama keeps going full force around GPA.
Apparently Rose Hale decided that it would be a great idea to confront her gay boyfriend Drake Connelly about... being gay. Anyone with half a brain could guess how well that went. Honestly Rosie, if he's still in the closet you can't yank him out like that, you've got to send a hot guy instead.
Meanwhile, Violet Hale is having her fairytale ending with 'reformed' player Gabe Mead. Or so it appears but there seems to be more than one report of the Australian player spending time with a curvaceous blonde. Careful Gabe, your nose just healed from last time.
Ruth Ellison and Olivia Davidson have finally joined the grown up world of relationships and confessed their feelings for each other. Next thing you know they'll be grown up enough to put their relationship in grown up terms too.
Whatever good sense Nathan Travers appeared to posses has apparently vanished as he's now dating Felicia Andrews. The only thing that will change with them is titles, as in what they call each other and what it's called when she keeps sleeping with everything that's able.
Wesley Poe has turned into a puppy, harboring a blooming love for Lila Won't-give-him-the-time-of-day Weber. It's okay Welsey, there are still several more levels of pathetic you can drop before there are no more equally pathetic girls to pick you up.
Bretton Ferguson is soon going to find himself daddy to girlfriend Kimberly Nolan's baby. Given that it's her second kid we're sure that she already knows all about the baby process and this time she's even mastered the skill of passing someone elses' kid off on another guy.
Another Graduate, Andrew Preston, was back in town this month and he seemed to have no problems finding someone to do. Or should that be two someones, at the same time. Guess it wouldn't be memorable enough to do two easy girls separately.
Vanessa Lewis has gotten together with Nick Upton finally, after months of dancing around each other without doing anything. A word of advice Nick, don't forget the protection, never know what kind of foreign disease you could catch from her.
Freshman Brooke McAllister and Valerie Freeman have both hit all the bases but home with the boyfriends in less than three months in a show of how easy both are. Get ready to place your bets on who will swipe their V card first, we're rooting for Valerie.
Cassandra Preston has taken the award for most dramatic break downs. In a desperate plea for attention she tried to break up with her boyfriend. Unfortunately, Owen was dumb enough to take her back and play along. You aren't that great of an actress Cass.
Also this month, for extra dramatic flair, Cassandra was guilty of starting a fight with the only person in the world besides her boyfriend that can tolerate her. Unsurprisingly Holly also accepted the apology, but the graduate seems to like hanging out with the extremely screwed up population.
Taylor Smith has made the choice to go to college in NY next year, leaving behind her boyfriend Milo Parker, leaving the playing field wide open for Mr. Parker. Good luck finding another guy delusional enough to look your way in NY Taylor.
It seems to be the season for house buying because newlyweds Addison and Connor, teacher and former student Mr. Dale and Kristen Cabell as well as expecting parents Ayla DeLaney and Jared Russo, have all gotten their own places this month. At least that gives us more room from the two student couples.
Landon Underwood and Mikayla Young have been seen together lately and seem to be growing closer under the close watch of the Barbie Queen. Guess a dancer prefers someone center stage with him instead of behind the scenes, hope Barbie taught them safe sex.
Speaking of putting on a show, Sophomore Roxanne Ellison put on one in the theater at midnight for boyfriend Elijah Emerson's birthday. Sure to have been complete with acting like she felt something, we're pretty positive he'd have preferred a gift card instead.
And who can forget little Roxie's best friend Mandy, who has been quite busy this month. Busy enough to get her own section of the column!
First, Ms. Stevens and her boyfriend Mr. Aidan Steele have become even more of a walking cliche by adopting a dog together that they will have to raise like their own. Unfortunately, the puppy is probably cuter than any kids that they'll have themselves.
Of course before that she had some other interesting times. She even put on her own show for her boyfriend, caught with her hand down her pants after a steamy sex dream. Geez Mandy, who knew that is what goes on in that head of yours?
Well actually, after her comment on Myspace about how hot her boyfriend makes her, we knew exactly what goes on in that head of hers. Mandy dear, we'd prefer you keep your dirty talk off of cyberspace, the people who used to think you had some dignity don't know what to do with themselves.
Finally, the Sophomore even managed to step things up a notch and take control of sex for once. With how well she's sure to have done at that, we wouldn't be surprised if she got caught with her hand again a lot more often.
Nothing slanderous here, but there was recently a University shooting where some graduates attend. Our sincerest hope for the best goes out to the victims and our condolences for the fallen.