Fall 2011 Gossip
Mar 4, 2013 18:38:40 GMT -5
Post by Principal Vale on Mar 4, 2013 18:38:40 GMT -5
Now now guys and dolls, I know it's been a while since you've gotten your latest fix on the hottest happenings around campus and off but don't worry, there's plenty of talk going around for all of you.
Shane Winters had gotten past the stalking of Beatrice Fletcher and actually took her on a date. Word is that they spent the entire flick making out and have been visiting each other's dorms a lot recently. Careful Bee, wouldn't want anyone to think you're too easy.
Speaking of easy, Shelby Summers has found herself someone new to screw around with: Junior Porter Clarke. It's sure not to last long, especially given that not too long ago Porter was making eyes at a younger blonde, Freshman Jessica Wilson. We're sure after something so easy, he'll appreciate the challenge.
Sophomore Tiffany James looks like she's thrown all caution to the wind against better advice and has been losing her pants with boyfriend Frederick Orson. Don't say we didn't warn you, Red, when you've got to get treatments for those STDs.
Tiffany's bff Tasha was seen spending time with Senior Landon Underwood. For everyone's sanity we hope they at least hook up so Tasha can stop being so unreasonably jealous of Tiffany's 'happiness'. Why she's jealous in the first place is still a mystery.
Senior Henry Blackburn seems to have taken in interest in spunky Sophomore, Anna Robertson. We feel it's our duty to remind him of the golden rule though: Sixteen and older is great, fifteen and younger is jailbait.
Notrious graduates Milo Parker and Addison Micklesen seem to be having trouble in paradise. Could it be that the two are finally ready to split ways? The answer is probably yes and the general public breathes a sigh of relief. We've only been waiting years for this.
Milo's cousin, Dakota Greve seems to be having better luck though as rumor has it he's been getting close to girlfriend, Lindsey Bennet. Well, we say better, but it' still too bad he had to go from beautiful and experienced Vanessa to dumpy and awkward Lindsey.
Daphne Richards and Alex Elderkin finally stopped dancing around each other and went on a date. A date that went so well it led straight back to her dorm room. And to think, we thought that Daphne had some class.
Speaking of class, Zoey Hundt who is usually so reliably put together recently stopped her girlfriend, Marisol Rivero in the middle of sex to 'change her mind'. If we ever knew anyone more indecisive than Zoey, we forget who it was. Good thing Marisol's so blinded by love she doesn't care.
Actually, we take back the indecisive comment. We've just remembered Senior Tanner Hamilton who had to have his baby sister invite girlfriend Isabelle Young over for Christmas. Then again, he probably didn't invite her himself for a reason.
Could Rose Hale be finally moving on from her forever ago breakup with Drake? The Junior was seen chatting it up with Zoey's former boyfriend, Dylan Walker. For his sake, we hope not. It was bad enough dating a lesbian without getting involved with Rose.
Graduates Joel Rodgers and Cara Donovan spent the holidays together, with Cara being her usual ditzy self. No one wonders why Joel hasn't proposed yet, it's obvious that he's getting all he needs out of Ballerina Barbie without giving away anything more.
Kyle Quinn got around to introducing his
Also in the category of trashy life choices, Nathan Travers finally popped the question to Felicia Andrews. No surprise Felicia said yes, he dangled something sparkly in front of her and gave her sex. We all know those are the real keys to her heart.
Wesley Poe might be going for stalker of the decade award after he showed up to Lila Weber's apartment with wine and a rose. Still, creepy or not, with a face like that and such a great body, we're sure he got what he wanted.
Senior Roxanne Ellison got a surprise visit from fiance Elijah Emerson while tasting cakes. Of course Elijah stops by for the food, after all, he's obviously in the wedding for the sex and the cooking. Why else would he stick with someone so dreadfully dull?
Freshmen Melanie Williams and Olivier Perreault have been spending a lot of time alone together recently under the pretense of studying French. We're sure that some French was being studied, all right. Tell us Mel, are the French really as good with their tongues as we all assume?
Last but certainly not least, Ashley Davis was recently called out for dating both Brian West and David Simms. Too bad for her that neither seem to want to continue. How will she ever be satisfied if she's not constantly screwing people over?