Winter 2011/2012 Gossip
Nov 20, 2013 17:51:46 GMT -5
Post by Principal Vale on Nov 20, 2013 17:51:46 GMT -5
It's been a long break here from the gossip of GPA but let's face it, it's been more boring around here than Gavin Mitchell's love life. Luckily, with months of time to gather up the juciest tid-bits, we're finally back to bring you all the most buzzworthy things that haven't been happening these past few months.
Given that most of this news isn't so new after all, the theme of the article is: In Case You Missed It. And besides, aren't we all just dying for the classic spins that we here at the Gossip Column always put on things? I thought so.
Felicia Andrews and Nathan Travers are tying the knot? Who'd have thought that the former gossip columnist would actually land herself a man for good. Somehow we suspect more than her skills in bed were at play. Perhaps her daddy can buy her love after all.
Meanwhile, it seems like Nate isn't the only one cashing in through marriage. Valerie Freeman somehow managed to convince William Aldridge to pop the question. Anyone else wonder if some mind altering substances have been involved here?
Could there be trouble in paradise for young couple Frederick Orson and Tiffany James? Looks like Fred's being presented plenty of options of girls to wed. Too bad he's trying to tell his family to screw off by keeping Tiffany, he's losing the chance at having a girlfriend who doesn't act like a toddler.
If Gabe Mead could cheer any louder his family would probably hear him back in Australia. The graduate is back to finally getting laid, proving once more that even good girls like Violet can be broken of their morals with enough time and the right presents.
Is it just us or is it possible that Melanie Williams, sister of Bethanie, could possibly be sluttier than the original? Besides our new resident Frenchman, Mel has been seen chatting up two other students with frequency: Jake Barker and Amanda Cline. Maybe she'll end up making out with them in pools too, since it's unlikely Olivier will ever want to again.
Meanwhile, Melanie's friend Jessica Wilson has taken strongly to our own emo-tastic Porter Clarke. What she see in him is probably physical but though she still won't 'give him a shag' she's been flirting up a storm. No one likes a tease, mate.
Shane Winters has finally gotten the girl he's been
Beatrice's cousin, Anna Robertson, apparently has no troubles jumping right in and has taken her new relationship with Henry Blackburn fast. Too bad girls like Anna are never more than a flash in the pan and it's pretty likely that he'll be done with her quicker than he can say Texas.
Emmy Irving is showing to have a lot in common with Senior Zoey Hundt, mostly in the fact that they were both closeted lesbians who couldn't admit it. Looks like that's about to change now that she's got interest in graduate Kristina Sylvia. Don't worry Emmy, Kris has more than enough experience with being dumped if you decide it's not your thing.
The good news in that story really hits for Dylan Walker, who has been seen with Emmy's twin Georgia. It's unlikely both twins will turn out to be lesbians and maybe for once he'll date someone who actually is interested in him as more than a cover story.
Daphne Reynolds and Alex Elderkin are getting along pretty well, which is surprising considering that Daphne used to be a pageant girl and Alex looks like he's probably almost homeless. But they do say opposites attract, don't they?
Joseph Reed might be interested in doing his sister's good friend Haylee if she wasn't so desperate. But come on, how much more cliche can that get? Haylee sweetie, give it a rest, no guy worth having will actually want to be into you.
Haylee's desperation is shared by her friend, Julia, who was recently hired by graduate Christian Sanchez. As if there's a shot in Hell of that happening. Julia, let's give you some advice here you look like you're five and the last girl he screwed around with was Cheyenne Medawar who not only designs better than you but kind of looks better too.
Speaking of dear Cheyenne, rumor has it that she might have had yet another slip up with a private video? Oops there was a typo there let's correct it: 'slip up'. Just because your face is good, doesn't mean your body is. Then again, no one minds seeing Kyle Quinn naked.
Dakota Greve seems to be getting further with Lindsey Bennet than anyone ever imagined and we're surprised that he's even interested after going from Vanessa Lewis, who'd even want that agnsty mess? The worst is that poor Lindsey thinks she's special.
It's finally happened. What we've been saying would happen the whole time, Brooke McAllister and Vince Freeman are split. They're calling it a break but we know that it's to spare Vince's feelings. Who wants to bet how quick Brooke will hop in bed with someone more attractive?
Has someone finally tamed the beast because Ashley Davis has been seen cuddling up to David Simms. Careful David, you can teach a bitch new tricks but old habits die hard. Don't get hurt when yours goes sniffing around somewhere else.
Shelby Summers has got a new man in her sights. After her last most interesting tryst with the ever angsty Porter Clarke she's moved on to graduate Jared Greene. Who is more her scene with the drinking, partying and sleeping with everything that moves anyway.
Zoey Hundt has finally dived into her sexuality fully. Once embarrassing girlfriend Marisol Rivero by shutting the door on sex after starting, she's now just freely giving it away. Other girls might as well start lining up.
The world's most adorably sick farm couple went a step further as Nicholas Upton gave Mikayla Young a promise ring. We can almost hear the cow bells ringing for their farm wedding. Color us surprised if there isn't a horse as the minister.
Samuel Foster probably wishes he could run away as Bethanie Williams continues to push wedding details down his throat every minute of every day. Looks like Beth is too good a screw still for that to matter, but with time it might change.
He could take lessons from Carson Medawar who ran far away from 'girlfriend' Stephanie Upton since she won't put out. But don't feel too bad, rest assured that he's probably getting laid more than he ever did back here.
Can Ryan Lawrence be any stupider? Looks like he's been showing interest in Tasha Rollins. Ryan, run as fast as you can. The last thing you want it to be stuck with Tasha's big mouth, unless of course you've already learned how to use that mouth for better purposes.
That's it for this time but don't worry, the stupidity of students will always ring true and more gossip will be here very soon.